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Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
Barber: Good.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Exactly what happens!

collegehumor:

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]

Barber: Alright, how do you want it?

You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.

Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.

You: Sounds good.

Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.

You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.

Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?

You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.

Barber: Good.

You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Exactly what happens!

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